Minimum Viable Products EP

by The Mr. Boare Industries House Band

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06:24

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released August 31, 2017

All songs performed by Mr. Boare (RIP) and The MBI House Band

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Track Name: "Money is a Human Right"
money is a human right
it yields consumer dignity
a human right is something to
which you are entitled by

virtue of being human
man, don't violate my human rights
money please
money please
oh yeah

(I also have something to say: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life; money please!)

money does not live in a void
it is the core driver of life
a human right is something to
which you are entitled by

virtue of being human
man, don't violate my human rights
money please
money please
oh yeah

money is a human right
money is good
Track Name: The IRS
if you don't pay up
they'll take notice of your name
it's the proper way

if you don't pay up
they'll send letters in the mail
it's that sweet mid-April day

if you don't pay up
they'll claim what was never theirs
it's the proper way

if you don't pay up
they'll come for your vital fluids
it's that sweet mid-April day

I don't have the goods
I miscalculated my income
I don't have the in-
come on in through the back
because

I will not pay up

(tax solo [U.S. Code › Title 26 › Subtitle A › Chapter 1 › Subchapter A › Part I › § 1])

I don't have the goods
I miscalculated my income
I don't have the in-
come on in through the back
because

I will not pay up
it's my right
claim exemption
from taxation
on that day
Track Name: sp00ks
stay awake
there is something over me

oh no

stay awake
I know there's something in the walls

not at all
you are safe
rest your eyes
show your nape

stay awa(y/ke)
Track Name: The Sound™
I've been thinking about my own death
a family history of running out of breath

my gym teacher says I'm skinny fat
my brain, my heart, my lungs, my guts, my skin, my nodes, my prostate

and I keep asking

"can I live?"
no
I have to die

oh why can't I stay
forever here with you?

I've been working almost every day
I've been to college
I have an IRA

why should this small bod become a corpse?
my brain, my heart, my lungs, my guts, my breasts, my colon betray me

but then I have seen it's five o'clock
I have seen it's over I'm out
and I have seen the lights blink off I'm going home tonight

I have seen it's five o'clock
I have seen it's over I'm out
and I'm not breathing anymore

and I keep asking

"can I live?"
no
I have to die

oh why can't I stay
forever here with

company start
it's all okay
then company stop
it's not okay

buy right now
please

(David Gilmour-esque triple-tracked guitar solo)

and I won't die

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